I dunno... (Nora here, in-house Random Immaterial Concerns Specialist); sometimes I worry that Sam gets the short end of the stick in our endeavors. To whit: yesterday yours truly spent her time strolling about Brandon and dining on (akk, shall I say it? Ok: LAMB but not one of ours!) with a trio of glamorous and witty out-of-town visitors. Meanwhile Sam spent the day breathlessly disassembling the wooden sheep shelter, hauling it half a mile down the road and reassembling said shelter in the new pasture. Our phone conversations went something like this:
Sam (gale-force winds howling in the background): "Nora?" (pant pant) "The sheep's shelter blew down and... (inaudible)... taking down the...(muffled thuds)...
Nora (piano music tinkling pleasantly in the background): "Oh, hello daaahling! You'll never guess who I'm with..." (clinking of fine stemware)
Sam (urgent bleating): "five kids"... (inaudible)... "rescue crew"... (thump, crash) ... "emergency ceasarian" ... "armageddon..."
Nora (genteel laughter) : "Tut tut... Simply ghastly... must run... muah...
Simon: "Baaaahh..."
Roxy: "Blehhhh"
May (basso profundo): Muuuuuuhhhhh"
Old shelter RIP
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